Magic is real. A portal opened. My wife immediately ran off with an elf.
An elf is, well, a freakin’ ELF. I didn’t stand a chance.
But she owns half the house and I’m stuck with her debts. She wants to forsake our marriage for a Legolas lookalike? Fine. But she’s signing divorce papers.
So now I’m in another world on a quest for one signature on one piece of paper. Find the wife. Get the signature. Go home. Forget about elves.
Instead, an elf ranger kicks my legs out ten steps in, calls me a liar (she doesn’t know me!), and starts dragging me toward the capital. Two wolf-girls show up and won’t leave, the kind who flirt with you while casually disemboweling a forest creature. Apparently my mana reserves are MASSIVE and can do things no one in this world has seen before. They all want to bond with me.
If I bond, I can never go home.
I came here for a signature. The signature was supposed to be the hard part.
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This is a men’s harem romance, zero FTB, with strong language and explicit content. There’s adventure, magical fights, weirdness, hot fantasy women, and our guy, Matt, who’s mostly clumsy. But he does his best. And he gets better, promise.
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